Here’s how it works. You order a Giant Schooner Pizza Burger, with hand-cut Schooner chunky chips and freshly made coleslaw.

You can attempt the challenge:

• in the Schooner; we’ll watch you fail miserably
• at home; we’ll need video evidence of your failure

The rules are simple:

• you order in advance (this beast takes a while to prepare)
• you pay £15 for the giant pizza burger
• you try to eat it
• there’s no time limit, but there can’t be any breaks
• the challenge must be filmed if you try it at home
• you get your money back if you succeed (you won’t)

You can book the challenge by calling 01914777404 or go here.